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length: 6.4 inches (16.3 cm)
girth: 5.9 inches (15 cm)

Take a look at their reaction and figure it out yourselves:

External Female Genitalia (Vulva)

Mons Veneris - the fatty pad below the abdomen and above the labia. We can say that it’s purpose is to protect the pubic bone during sexual intercourse.

Labia Majora - The outer protective “lips” that are covered with pubic hair. It contains sweat and oil glands that produce a personal, unique scent.

Labia Minora - These are the pink, inner lips of the vulva, protected by la Labia Majora. Their size varies from small, contained within the Labia Majora, but they may bigger, hanging outside the Labia Majora.

Clitoris (clitori for plural) - the small, white or pink oval in the middle of the top Labia Majora, a spongy tissue filled with nerves (8000 nerve fibers - twice than the number in the penis), making it extremely sensitive. The outer part of it is small (an average of 5 mm), but the clitoris is about 16 mm long and it covered by a foreskin similar with the one on a penis.

Urethra - its opening is just below the clitoris and is usually hidden or we are not interested enough to notice it.

The Hymen is the membrane that covers the opening of the vagina and it is the symbol of virginity. It usually is perforated to allow a normal blood flow during menstruation. However, if the perforation is not big enough, surgical procedure is required.

The Perineum is the short portion between the vulva and the anus. This short stretch of skin usually tears during birth and some doctors like to rest assured that the tearing won’t cause too much damage and use the scalpel to tear it artificially.

Internal Female Genitalia

TheVagina goes from the external vagina opening to the cervix - the opening to the uterus. This is where babies come from :P. After developing in the uterus, the baby goes out traveling through the vagina. The average length of this canal (pay attention!) is 3 inches, therefore no man on the planet should feel insecure about his penis size.
On either side of the vagina are the Bartholin’s glands that are responsible with lubricating the Labia Minora. As for the rest of the vagina, the hymen glands that are placed further inside the vagina are responsible with creating a good atmosphere.

G-spot - at first it may be a bit difficult to find, but stimulating this area helps your partner achieve orgasm. It is located on the frontal side of the vagina, usually 4 cm deep, along the Skenes glands, covered by tissue, that’s why you will need to apply pressure in order to stimulate it.

Uterus - this is actually the main reproductive organ because this is where the embryo develops. The inner lining of it expands, providing good conditions for fertilization. A layer of it is shed at the end of every menstrual cycle. Powerful muscles surround it in order to push the baby out during labor.

The Ovaries produce the egg and two sex hormones: estrogen and progesterone. The female body comes “equipped” with 400,000 ova since birth and it will send out for fertilization one every menstrual cycle (or more at a time - explanation for twins, triplets, etc). The egg travels from the ovaries through the Fallopian Tubes for 3-4 fays, this being considered the period when the female is fertile.

I needed some material in order to continue the series “places to have sex“, so I took my girlfriend by the hand and told her to trust me. And she did… she’s amazing! She’s really open to this kind of stuff and trusts me… She had no idea where we were going and what we were going to do, but she might had a slight clue from the look in my eyes and because I went back to get the lubricant

This is a common fantasy among both men and women. The one in the park was mine and only mine, but we share this one because she told me she had been thinking about it for a while since the park scene.

How to…

Try to do it as quietly as possible.
Hit the stop button and start arousing her. Take initiative and be confident. She must feel secure because you can be exposed any minute, so a confident man that knows what he’s doing and does it great is a must for her and for the overall experience.

She needs to feel comfortable
Start with soft kisses and undress her - you don’t want to rush, but you don’t want to waste any precious time either. Remember you’re in an elevator, so don’t proceed with sudden moves. Any sudden move you make can expose you both and ruin the experience.

I must admit this: my heart was beating like there was no tomorrow and it was great!! I usually hate adrenaline and don’t react very well when under pressure, but mixed with sex it’s fuckin’ awesome!

Be prepared
I said it before when I told you about the park experience and I’m telling it again! Plan it ahead. Loose trousers or shorts for you and a skirt for her. Anything that provide fast escape in case of emergency. Get tissues and condoms… or anything that you usually use as contraceptives. Make sure you don’t forget those.

Remember I told you I went back for the lubricant? Well… lubricant is important as well because sex is not like in porn movie - you don’t just undress and penetrate. She needs to be aroused and in case this doesn’t happen naturally you need to be prepared. Also, you save some time using this method.

Do it at night
Reduce your chances to get caught by doing it at night. Not very late, though… you still want the thrill. What’s the point of doing this if you know you won’t get caught?

Have lots of sex! Life is short and you need to enjoy it.

The most common: Is penis size important?
Penis size issue is really getting bigger and bigger and I personally think that we should really use our time to think about really important stuff. And I’ll give you an undebatable argument: the vagina is only 3-6 inches deep and even small penises can arouse it successfully.

What is the average penis size? (because men need to compete…)
The average penis size is 15 cm (5.9 inches), but most lengths vary between 13 cm (5.1 inches) and 18 cm (7.1 inches).

Now you do the math: I the AVERAGE penis size is 5.9 inches and the vagina is 3 to 6 inches deep, wouldn’t you think you spend too much intellectual effort in worrying about your penis size? Most women are actually scared by a large penis and refuse to have sex with such freaks because it’s PAINFUL.

So, why would you want to have a huge dick? So that you can brag about it and be envied by your friends? Are they going to suck it or is your female partner? Think about it…

Can penis size be increased?
I must say I’m not positive, but definitely see an increase in my length. I’m half way through the enlargement process with ProSolution pills and I can’t say for sure. Many say it can and that’s what I’m trying to see here.

How do I measure my penis?
Well… most sites say that you should press the ruler against the pubic bone in order to have accurate measurements and I agree with them in case you engaged into penis enlargement.

BUT if you think about it, it’s not quite correct because that’s not the “active” length of the penis; you should measure up the full length that you use when having sex.

My penis is bent. Am I a freak?
You are certainly not! Most penises are bent a certain angle, upwards, downwards or sideways. Unless it’s excessive, you are quite alright and you should be happy because your thrusts will make her feel more of you. Your girth will feel differently.

Is it better to be circumcised?
This is another debatable question and the answer is most definitely ambiguous simply because surveys never concluded strongly on a side. It’s really a matter of taste… whatever makes you happy… go for circumcision if you both want that…

Can my balls turn blue?
They can get a slight blue tint in case you get Epididymitis (also named Blue Balls), a condition when you the epididymis gets blocked up with sperm.

What’s the deal with the Prostate?
It is considered to be the male G-spot and there are a few that can reach orgasm only stimulating the Prostate. It is the size of a walnut and it can be felt through the anus.

External genitalia

Glans - is the head of the penis and it is usually covered by the prepuce/foreskin if the penis is uncircumcised and flaccid. There are cases when the penis is still partially covered by the foreskin even if it is erect.

Corona - is the “crown” of the penis, the ridge that gives it the mushroom look.

Frenulum/Frenum is that flesh thread on the underside of the penis that seems to hold the skin connected to the tip of the penis

Urethra - the tube going through the penis that allows sperm and urine to come out. We can see the opening on the tip of the penis, which is the end of the urethra.

Foreskin/Prepuce - the extra skin that covers the penis and which is removed during circumcision. Let make it clear for everyone that during circumcision only that particular portion of the penis is removed.

Scrotum is the sac that holds the testicles. We usually refer to it as testicles, but the outside sac is called scrotum. The primary function of the scrotum is to keep the testicles “cool”, around 34 degrees Celsius, a temperature that seems to be perfect for producing sperm.

Smegma - this is a substance secreted by the glands on each side of the Frenulum. It has a cheese-like texture and it should let you know it’s time for a shower in case you see it.

Internal Genitalia

Corpus cavernosa - a sponge-like tissue that goes along the penis on both sides and fills up with blood when aroused. The tissue holds the blood and creates this way the erection.

Testes/Testicles - the glands responsible with the production of sperm and testosterone. Each testicle consists of seminiferous tubules, a 1 kilometer long maze-like ducts network that produce sperm.

Epididymis - a storage room for sperm where it matures and waits for the next ejaculation or nocturnal emission.

Vas deferens - ducts leading from the storage (epididymis) to the seminal vesicles. These ducts are cut during the vasectomy procedure.

Seminal vesicles produce the liquid that protects sperm.

The prostate is a gland that also produces semen, but also keeps shut the urethra by pressing it against the bladder so that urine does not mix with semen.

Cowper’s Gland - this gland secrets a fluid that neutralizes the acidity produced by urine inside the urethra. In other words, it prepares the road for the sperm so that it comes out clean.

…my girlfriend told me in the shower today. Hm… I looked down and she’s right - I’ve had a bush so big it could hide fuckin’ China. It was a good opportunity to eliminate some of the excess hair on me and I even had the time.

This trend of shaving the pubic hair or trimming it started in Japan because - check this out! - it is illegal for porn stars to show their pubic hair. Why I wondered? I think because it gets in the way of details… And from Japan expanded to Europe and America, too. The Japanese did another good thing for the mankind: teach the French to shave their arm pits.

The advantages of trimming or shaving your pubic area are multiple. If you’re involved in penis enlargement, shaving your bush is great because you can perform penis exercises better, without pulling by accident by mistake or taking the time to get it out of the way.

Cleaner crotch - your appearance will improve the moment you undress in front of your partner, whether you just started dating or you’ve been living under the same roof for the past years. It gives you a more sensual look, like a porn star maybe? Not only will you look better, but you will smell better. The same rule goes for the bush as it does with the arm pits hair: the longer, the worse you smell. Shave it off and she’ll go down on you more often.

Bigger penis - have you noticed that if you shave or trim your pubes, your penis looks bigger? It’s true… this is one of the tricks of making your penis look bigger… Try also losing a little weight if you have a beer belly and taking a warm shower before sex to expand the appearance of the penis. Seinfeld proved that women do not know about “shrinkage”, so avoid explaining the phenomenon before sex and go in front of her prepared.

Shaving/trimming tools
Old fashion razor blades, safety razors, electric razor, electric depilatory, wax (ouch!), depilatory cream… Everything’s  great if you can stand pain (in case you go for wax) or if you are very skilled in terms of shaving where you can’t see… The advantage to wax is that hair grows back a lot slower and thinner, as opposed to shaving with a razor.

If you are not very sure about shaving Private Ryan, try trimming your pubes first and see if you are comfortable with the change.

This is a weird one: a iguana suffering from permanent penis erection had to undergo surgery to detach penis. It seems it’s keepers tried everything, from cold water treatment to throwing female iguanas at it.

Nothing worked, so they decided to cut it off (ouch!) because it had trouble walking (I’ll bet!). The dickless iguana had recovered just fine.

I can’t help myself measuring my penis, but I won’t take into consideration these intermediate measurements, though. That’s why I’ll only post the results on fixed dates.

‘Till then here’s a little article I stumbled upon the other day - you must think I’m a pervert by now, but this is one of those sex content sites and I really get a lot of links to these sites from my friends. Anyway, this article is intended to men who want to learn the secrets of licking pussy. My favorite part was (5) Minty freshness where you use an Altoid on her clit :)) That was fuckin’ hilarious, but the rest of the article is worth while.

Speaking about “Idiot’s guide to pussy lickin’  , I was reading that article and couldn’t help wondering when would they post “Idiot’s guide to sucking cock”  for our ladies…
First step: no teeth!!! :)) I won’t provide a link as I am purely disgusted of what I found googleing this… bleah!! ptoey!!!

Chinese believe that if you eat bull penis your sexual performance will improve. The Chinese are very weird regarding their culinary tastes and medicine. By the way… I still wonder: do they really put bull sperm in energizer drinks like RedBull? I mean, would you really drink bull sperm??

There are other ways to use a penis, for magical and therapeutic purposes, in medicine and/or superstition.

Ancient oath: hand placed over a witness’ testicles in order to suggest sincerity.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO CORRELATION between the length of the penis and other limbs on our body.

Octopus penis detaches, tracks down the female, mates, attaches to her body and dies.

One foreskin is necessary to grow 250,000 square feet of skin tissue.

Rasputin’s penis: 29cm (11.8 inch) long about which the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, Igor Knyazkin, had said that just viewing it will cure men of impotency.

Birds penises: they are very small, but can enlarge hundreds of times during mating season in order to produce sperm. The mating is probably the shortest of all animals in terms of duration - it only takes half of second for male and female to touch their cloacae and deposit the sperm. Interesting fact: usually only the left female’s ovary functions; if not, the right one tries to function and if both are disabled and testosterone levels are high, the female may act like a male and call other females for mating.

Brain not aware of ejaculation process. The spinal cord triggers ejaculation.

The biggest penis in animal kingdom (including humans): Whale penis (see picture)
- 2.4 meters (8 feet)
- also produces 400 gallons (1514.16 liters) EVERY time it ejaculates… interesting fact:
only 10% of that amount goes into the female

whale penis picture from The Church of the Whale Penis

Longest penis relative to the body attached to: Gooseneck barnacle, 40 times bigger than it’s own body.