Do Penis Enlargement Products work?

Chinese believe that if you eat bull penis your sexual performance will improve. The Chinese are very weird regarding their culinary tastes and medicine. By the way… I still wonder: do they really put bull sperm in energizer drinks like RedBull? I mean, would you really drink bull sperm??

There are other ways to use a penis, for magical and therapeutic purposes, in medicine and/or superstition.

Ancient oath: hand placed over a witness’ testicles in order to suggest sincerity.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO CORRELATION between the length of the penis and other limbs on our body.

Octopus penis detaches, tracks down the female, mates, attaches to her body and dies.

One foreskin is necessary to grow 250,000 square feet of skin tissue.

Rasputin’s penis: 29cm (11.8 inch) long about which the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, Igor Knyazkin, had said that just viewing it will cure men of impotency.

Birds penises: they are very small, but can enlarge hundreds of times during mating season in order to produce sperm. The mating is probably the shortest of all animals in terms of duration - it only takes half of second for male and female to touch their cloacae and deposit the sperm. Interesting fact: usually only the left female’s ovary functions; if not, the right one tries to function and if both are disabled and testosterone levels are high, the female may act like a male and call other females for mating.

Brain not aware of ejaculation process. The spinal cord triggers ejaculation.

The biggest penis in animal kingdom (including humans): Whale penis (see picture)
- 2.4 meters (8 feet)
- also produces 400 gallons (1514.16 liters) EVERY time it ejaculates… interesting fact:
only 10% of that amount goes into the female

whale penis picture from The Church of the Whale Penis

Longest penis relative to the body attached to: Gooseneck barnacle, 40 times bigger than it’s own body.