Archive for October, 2007

places to have sex - the park

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

I don’t know what’s happening to me… Lately I’ve had this craving for more and more sex… it’s one of those days when I feel my balls bigger, heavier and with a strange butterfly feeling. I think my penis is going nuts with joy and keeps asking for more- down, boy! We’ve got work to do…

I don’t know if it’s due to the pills because I’ve been through this several times, but the pills do provide a special benefit… my erections have gotten a lot stronger.

Oh… I almost forgot… the other day I was in th park and I saw two love birds having sex in the bushes. They weren’t very careful and I could hear them just fine, but I didn’t hand around to see if they get a fine. I did that a while ago (I think I told you about it), but I was careful and planned it ahead so that we didn’t get caught. Here’s what you do (I’m talking to the guys now if there are any girls reading this, which I doubt):
- spot the perfect place while you’re taking a walk with your girl - ask her opinion too. At this point you’ll find out two things: if she’ll do it and if she’s pervert because she can go further suggesting toys or blindfolds. I would suggest blindfolds and I guarantee you’ll finish WAY faster because of all that thrill rushing through your bodies
- make sure it’s exactly perfect for your taste: closer or further from the alleys, more or less discrete, in the bushes, next to trees or in plain field
- clothing: loose pants for you, skirt for her - for a fast cover-up. accessories: lube (you probably won’t have time for foreplay), tissues (not menthol), CONDOMS(!!!), small blanket (optional - you can use your T-shirt or do it directly on the grass)
- positions: I would recommend anything involving you having a good view of the surrounding
- don’t run after you’re done, but take a casual walk through the park discussing subtly the event
- pick up snacks, juice and more condoms on the way home

I’ll tell you more of my favorite places to have sex some other time…

I wonder…

Monday, October 15th, 2007

how deep is the vagina? I’ll look into it - into the issue - and edit this post. The reason is many men are frustrated with their penis size… I might be included into this category for my experiment with the Prosolution pills.

But I wondered: How much dick can a woman get? I mean… we’re all concerned we’re too little, but supposing we were well endowed, how much dick does it take to fill one’s pussy?

10 searches later:
hm… this is weirder than I thought.
Facts: the vagina is usually around 3-4 inches deep!!! There are cases when it can reach 5-7 inches. Momentarily I am 6.2, maybe 6.3 inches long, therefore I should be Godzilla fucking King Kong’s Jane and making either her or myself bleed.

The QUESTION suddenly pops: “How comes I don’t reach the end of it?” It seems that the vagina expands, accommodating longer penises when aroused, also providing lubrication.

There we have it! Most of us are bigger than they need, but as we are able to expand our penises into long hard dicks, they also enlarge their “vaginal capacity” (I’m quite the original guy with this term :P).

More interesting facts about the vagina:

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

Bad Middle Ages!
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.

Source: Vagina revealed - facts and curiosities

rejected penis transplant

Monday, October 15th, 2007

This is quite old news… I stumbled upon it the other day, but made me think about it… Here’s the short story: Chinese man looses his penis, goes for a transplant (”There was a strong demand from both the patient and his wife”) and comes back after 2 weeks for removal. The penis came from a brain-dead 24 year old and the wife was the one that had psychological issues with this.

I’m not that surprised, really. First of all, I don’t think that penis was fully functional even after those 2 weeks and she probably felt like fucking another. I think it was a good opportunity, though, for the 24 year old to get some pussy before he died.

oh… this you must see

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

I’ve just posted and I was thinking about editing my last post, but this is of such great stupidity that it deserves at least it’s own post: this guy’s got his dick stuck where he wasn’t supposed to

the perfect penis?

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

I want to share with you a weird video… and I know I already caught your attention. But it’s really weird, though… this guy has been injecting silicone into his penis and scrotum, and now he’s got this weird small scale elephantiasis dick. Without further bla-bla, here it is:

freak penis or freak owner?

week 8, boys and girls

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Ok… I’m half way through the program (as I bought pills for 16 weeks…)  and results ARE showing. It’s not that much, but I don’t think my penis is getting bigger just because I have a lot more sex lately. I’ve already been there with my girlfriend when we started going out and, except for sleeping more and ejaculating less :P, I did not notice any increase in my penis length.

And what you’re probably all waiting for… my measure-up:
October 11th: length 6.2 inches and girth 5.82 inches

So far I’ve gained .4 inches and, although it may seem a little gain, if I express it in cm it’s a bit more:  1cm. I’ve made my way from 14.7cm to 15.7cm.

Other than that, I’ve had sex in the pool last week-end and on the TV stand in the hotel room. Tonight I’m taking her to the park as it is probably the last warm night when we can… have sex by this tree that caught my attention. It’s surrounded by bushes and it will provide back support for me :D Don’t think I’m lazy… I have to watch out so that no one will see us and I certainly can’t do that with my ass.

Want better sex - G-Spot

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Did you know that sexual life can be improve if you reach your girlfriend’s G-Spot? Where is the g-spot and how can you reach it? Watch the video bellow…

Help Out A Cause With Just 1 Click - Someone needs help!!!

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

If you will help others with just one click would you do it?!
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week 7

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

length: 6.1 inches
girth: 5.79 inches




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