Do Penis Enlargement Products work?

I don’t know what’s happening to me… Lately I’ve had this craving for more and more sex… it’s one of those days when I feel my balls bigger, heavier and with a strange butterfly feeling. I think my penis is going nuts with joy and keeps asking for more- down, boy! We’ve got work to do…

I don’t know if it’s due to the pills because I’ve been through this several times, but the pills do provide a special benefit… my erections have gotten a lot stronger.

Oh… I almost forgot… the other day I was in th park and I saw two love birds having sex in the bushes. They weren’t very careful and I could hear them just fine, but I didn’t hand around to see if they get a fine. I did that a while ago (I think I told you about it), but I was careful and planned it ahead so that we didn’t get caught. Here’s what you do (I’m talking to the guys now if there are any girls reading this, which I doubt):
- spot the perfect place while you’re taking a walk with your girl - ask her opinion too. At this point you’ll find out two things: if she’ll do it and if she’s pervert because she can go further suggesting toys or blindfolds. I would suggest blindfolds and I guarantee you’ll finish WAY faster because of all that thrill rushing through your bodies
- make sure it’s exactly perfect for your taste: closer or further from the alleys, more or less discrete, in the bushes, next to trees or in plain field
- clothing: loose pants for you, skirt for her - for a fast cover-up. accessories: lube (you probably won’t have time for foreplay), tissues (not menthol), CONDOMS(!!!), small blanket (optional - you can use your T-shirt or do it directly on the grass)
- positions: I would recommend anything involving you having a good view of the surrounding
- don’t run after you’re done, but take a casual walk through the park discussing subtly the event
- pick up snacks, juice and more condoms on the way home

I’ll tell you more of my favorite places to have sex some other time…

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