Shave that hair, monkey boy!

…my girlfriend told me in the shower today. Hm… I looked down and she’s right - I’ve had a bush so big it could hide fuckin’ China. It was a good opportunity to eliminate some of the excess hair on me and I even had the time.

This trend of shaving the pubic hair or trimming it started in Japan because - check this out! - it is illegal for porn stars to show their pubic hair. Why I wondered? I think because it gets in the way of details… And from Japan expanded to Europe and America, too. The Japanese did another good thing for the mankind: teach the French to shave their arm pits.

The advantages of trimming or shaving your pubic area are multiple. If you’re involved in penis enlargement, shaving your bush is great because you can perform penis exercises better, without pulling by accident by mistake or taking the time to get it out of the way.

Cleaner crotch - your appearance will improve the moment you undress in front of your partner, whether you just started dating or you’ve been living under the same roof for the past years. It gives you a more sensual look, like a porn star maybe? Not only will you look better, but you will smell better. The same rule goes for the bush as it does with the arm pits hair: the longer, the worse you smell. Shave it off and she’ll go down on you more often.

Bigger penis - have you noticed that if you shave or trim your pubes, your penis looks bigger? It’s true… this is one of the tricks of making your penis look bigger… Try also losing a little weight if you have a beer belly and taking a warm shower before sex to expand the appearance of the penis. Seinfeld proved that women do not know about “shrinkage”, so avoid explaining the phenomenon before sex and go in front of her prepared.

Shaving/trimming tools
Old fashion razor blades, safety razors, electric razor, electric depilatory, wax (ouch!), depilatory cream… Everything’s  great if you can stand pain (in case you go for wax) or if you are very skilled in terms of shaving where you can’t see… The advantage to wax is that hair grows back a lot slower and thinner, as opposed to shaving with a razor.

If you are not very sure about shaving Private Ryan, try trimming your pubes first and see if you are comfortable with the change.

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