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Oh… this is my favorite past time - analyzing how stupid women can get. Here are some stupid things they say on first dates:

It looks like you’re losing your hair
That’s one of the most feared things in a guy’s life, next to the fear of a small dick. Women don’t want to hear “I like your chubby thighs”, so don’t say that to us.

I have my period now
Say it while you’re having dinner and I can guarantee you he won’t call you back. Period is to men as finding skid marks on male underwear is to women… just don’t!

You can find the rest of the list on this site.

Want to add some thrill to your relationship? Here’s what I did after the elevator sex scene I’ve had with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago - sex on the stairway of our building. That was thrilling, but I thought having sex wide open on the stairway might be the ultimate sex encounter we’ve ever had… I mean, we’ve had sex on the train, sex in the park and even on the balcony, but this has certainly has rushed the most adrenaline through my body and I think through hers too.

Make sure it’s not during the hours when everyone comes homw from work, though, because you won’t get to thrust twice and you have to pretend you’re climbing the stairs. It should be either in the middle of the afternoon during week days or at night, but not very late.

What you need

You’re inside your building, so it is ok to wear whatever you wear around the house, but make sure it is something loose and that could be pulled up immediately.

Lube and condoms are a must in order to be protected and to ensure lubrication of the vulva.

Enjoy!