Archive for November 15th, 2007

from my porn of view

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

As you’ve probably figured out by now, I’m pretty “active” and my mind wonders a lot to come up with new sexual things to try. The other day I watched a porn movie with my girlfriend for the first time.

It was freakin’ time if you ask me. We’ve done every other fucking thing, but not this because she does not like to watch this kind of movies. What is it with girls and porn? Why aren’t they compatible? Maybe my girl is like me with football: I don’t like to watch, but I very much enjoy playing it myself.

It’s so easy to discuss when you have live picture and you don’t want to ruin the sex. There are things that you can’t say during sex, like: “your pussy is a bit hairy, I think it’s time for waxing again”. It’s embarrassing, it’s awkward for you, it ruins it for her and now you’re just licking a limp pussy: when she is not relaxed and focused on what you’re doing down there; it’s like petting a paralyzed dog: fucking pointless.
But when you have a smooth, hair-free pussy all over the screen you can say: “Wouldn’t it be better to wax your bush instead of shaving?”

Suppose the slut* is down on her knees (where she belongs!) sucking like there’s no tomorrow on that guy’s dick. This is the best way of telling your girl what you like without having an awkward discussion.
* you can NEVER convince me that those are actresses… putting some stranger’s cock in your mouth, having no feelings for him, faking excitement and getting payed for it is my definition for a slut

This way you’re also spicing up the atmosphere in the bedroom. Just point your finger and say: “Now that I LIKEEE…” It’s way better that having to explain to her what you like, how the position is, etc… How can you ask a girl to kneel and suck your cock? Very politely :)))

penis size in different countries [interactive]

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Well… it seems the according to these guys, the average penis size is not around 15 or 16 cm, but around 14 cm. Happy to be bigger than average? If you’re not, try JesExtender. Maybe you can start your own blog and write about enlarging your penis with this device… or I can give you an account here and create a category for you.

penis size in different countries




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