Do Penis Enlargement Products work?

Here’s what’s happening… I keep getting these e-mails for years with penis enlargement products (I’m sure you’re getting them as well) and they’ve evolved over the years, masking the products’ names with weird characters (ex: viagra=v|@gra) and so on.

Anyway, this is probably the ultimate penis-related SPAM I’ve got: THE LENGTH OF ANACONDA IN YOUR PANTS!!

I laughed hysterically. Who the f*** wants a huge penis, similar to an anaconda?? Do I really want it to be able to swallow a whole bull? Do I need to rip every woman’s vagina? Wait… if I would be able to get that far without her noticing the monster in my pants.

Listen to this: “ Now you don’t have to cover your little friend with a shame.“First of all I’m not hiding; secondly, my little friend is not that little and I would definitely cover it not with only A shame, but multiple shames to be sure it won’t catch a cold.

Let’s get serious… Here is the e-mail I got and that I actually opened:

“subject: The length of anaconda in your pants.

message: Be “blessed” with Penis Enlarge Patch.
CHECK NOW
Now you don’t have to cover your little friend with a shame.”

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