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Here’s what NOT to do in order to avoid your penis to be stroke by lightning:
- do not take a leak in the middle of the fuckin’ storm
- don’t wear a metal helmet
- don’t wear rubber boots
- don’t pull out your penis

The story is about a biker who stopped to take a leak, got stroke by lightning which made its way to the ground through the penis because he was wearing rubber boots. He’s fine in case you’re wondering… minor burns and penis is functional.

Here is the full story of the penis that got stroke by lightning.

Today was the big day… It’s been 3 months and results should have kicked in…

penis length: 6.54 inches (16.6 cm)
penis girth: 6.02 inches (15.3 cm)

Let’s do the math and see how much I’ve grown
penis length: 6.54 - 5.8 = 0.74 inches
penis girth: i don’t exactly know because I didn’t measure that day, but I would approximate around 0.5 inches

Here’s a nice little article on tantric sex I found on a site I keep watching. There are a few tips there on how to improve your sexual performance, how to take advantage of more pleasure and how to last longer…

One turn off, though… it takes a lot of my time and patience. I think I’ll apply those techniques from time to time, but I’m not that patient. Sometimes I just want to go for a quickie.

This isn’t as thrilling as having sex in the park, but having sex in the bathroom may be quite an experience for most people because it’s not a very usual place to do it and you have a vibrating machine to enhance the excitement of the moment. Surprise her as she’s going in there to start a new wash program and throw her on it as soon as the program starts or suggest it as a sexier alternative to your usual routine.

Surprise her
I preferred to take her by surprise and waited until she actually pushed the button. Grabbed her from behind and slowly started to kiss her and turn her on. As soon as I saw I was gonna get some, I started undressing her and threw her on the washing machine. Now, I don’t know if it’s good for the machine to get laid on top of it, but it was surely one of the best sex encounters we’ve had and it really wasn’t my concern at the moment.

You don’t need anything special, toys are optional, but her satisfaction mandatory. If you want to create a more romantic atmosphere (although I see the bathroom as a place to have sex a bit aggressively), you can always light up some candles, use nice scents or use some toys as well.

Jump in the shower
What’s great about the bathroom is that it provides a romantic and exciting atmosphere in your own home, and there are lots of positions you can take advantage of in there. Moreover, you can jump under a warm jet of water to enhance the experience. You can use the washing machine for vibrations, the mirror for an exciting view of what you’re doing, the edge of the bath tub or the closet for deeper penetration positions, or a hot water jet for relaxation when taking it easy.

Giving head on the washing machine
Wait until the machine gets to the last part of its cycle; it’s the best! All those vibrations will help you or her perform better… I couldn’t believe the response I got during that part. She went wild!! Her breasts were bouncing, she’d let her whole body loose and was trying to grab something on the machine to squeeze hard (she kept scratching the machine with her nails).

As I said, the bathroom is not the most “dangerous” place to have sex, but it provides a multitude of hot spots that can really enhance both your sensations.

Have lots of sex and let me know what your favorite places to have sex are.

This must have been on my mind for a long time and I kept telling her about it, but she’s a bit shy sometimes and I couldn’t find the right time to persuade her to do it with me. We live on the 5th floor of this old building with large windows, but narrow balconies- those French-style ones, but ours is somehow thermally isolated and you can only see through the windows.

From beneath
The basic idea is this: one of you stands, while the other is going nuts giving head until climax, then change roles. But this doesn’t stop here: whoever stands must lean casually on the balcony while being pleasured.

As it may not seem too bold, the sensation is quite strong, especially if you live in a crowded neighborhood (which is our case). Our building was build in shape of an U and we live on the middle side of it, so we can be spotted by anyone - that’s what it made it so fucking great.

Try to make the other one moan
This may be played like a fun game if you do your best to make your partner moan or make whatever noise or sex face as she stands on the balcony. Feel free to use accessories; ice was my personal pick to enhance her sensations.

Clothing
You can always go naked (if you want it extreme) or wear just a top. I wanted her to wear a loose, short skirt, which I suddenly pulled down while in the middle of “my act”. I got a scream as response, but she didn’t pull back as she would have been disqualified and lost her share of the pleasure. She stood there until she came hard.

length: almost 6.5 inches
girth: 6 inches

I was thinking about getting a tattoo on my arm… something not extremely big (Tommy Lee style) 6×10 cm, no barbed wire, no roses, no moms, no hearts, nothing corny…

Please comment on this one and give me an idea…

I was away for a few days, visiting her parents and we had to travel by train. It’s a really long ride and I had to come up with something to do on the way there… magazines, cards, newspaper, book… sex! Hm… how can we do that?

Take the night train
Get a sleeping compartment all for yourselves and let the fun begin. We’ve had 10 hours to do whatever we felt like and we’ve started slowly. As soon as we got there we’ve had a quickie and I think people might have heard us, but I really don’t give a damn.

She made some sandwiches and we had some tomatoes… That was a real treat after sex.

We’ve done it 4 times that day and it was great. It wasn’t amazing, like our elevator or park scenes, but it was surely a new and exciting place to have sex, other than our bedroom.

Oh… watch out for the sharp edges in that compartment because I got a nasty bump on my knee cap while turning.