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Sucking on a banana to turn on your boyfriend is something every girl has done, I’m sure. It’s a fun and innocent way to get a hard boner on your boyfriend and a smart way to ensure he’ll fuck your brains out.

Make sure you suck and play with that banana for a long time and watch him start to sweat. Let him go a bit nuts and as soon as that “I want you right here, right now” look appears on his face, let him own you.

These girls, however, do something else with their bananas and I think they went a bit far with it, but I guess we have to see things like these in our life; we’re certainly curious to see other people perform weird things, like the next ones: bananas in vagina or even an orange in her pussy are a few of the pictures available on the Internet and I promise to update the list every time I get the chance.

Juicy orange or juicy pussy or orange pussy? How would you describe in a couple of words the picture?

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

I just had sex in the cinema theater last night. A couple of weeks ago we’ve had sex in the parking lot at the mall and it turned out to be great. We’ll be having sex more often in the parking lot because it was an incredible experience.

Having sex in the cinema is somewhere similar - she gave me head for about 15 minutes, after jerking me off insanely for 20 minutes. She didn’t pull my dick out when I came and made sure no sperm got lost. I don’t remember very much from “The Invasion” with Nicole Kidman and from what I got to see from the movie, it didn’t seem very interesting after all.

We did it because it was quite empty, the sound was very loud and she started playing with my dick just to tease me. She got excited and pulled my cock out because I managed not to seem very turned on and started rubbing it to see my reaction. When I started sucking on her nipples she went crazy and started milking my dick as if there was no tomorrow. She soon pushed me aside and started sucking on my dick with such an appetite that I couldn’t believe it was happening.

I managed to hold on for about 15 minutes, but she was so passionate with my dick that I couldn’t hold on any longer. Cumming in her mouth is the latest thing she does - every time she blows me she holds my dick in her mouth and there are times after we have regular sex when she finishes and then goes down on me…

I’m starting to believe those ProSolution pills had something to do with this. Ever since I got past the 3rd month, I became bolder, we’ve started having sex in the balcony, on our apartment building, on the stairway, not to mention the elevator sex scene that was one of the first exciting places we’ve done it in.

What you need:
- seats in the last row and at least 6-7 seats empty on either side, and another 3-4 rows empty in front of you
- tissues and soda because your mouth will be dry and hers will be filled with sperm
- scrunchy for her so she wouldn’t get her hair out of the way every 30 seconds

Speaking about Mozart’s penises, I started wondering: are iguanas the only living creatures with two penises? …and came across this:

Image source: http://galvingeorge.blogspot.com

There’s plenty more information about snakes here: http://homes.jcu.edu.au/~sci-bhl/sea_snake_biology.htm

Police body search has never been more embarrassing. This police man grabs a guy’s dick during a body search.

I guess it’s the guy’s fault for wearing those loose rapper pants. How do they stay on? I bet the easiest way to beat him up would be to slightly pull them down so he would trip and be unable to stand anymore.

Here are some more weird things women stick in their vagina: vegetables. We’ve got carrots and a weird cucumber, but I promise to add more if I stumble upon more veggies in pussies. How can you get off to a carrot? Sex with vegetables seems to be a bit popular and there might be girls that dream or even have sex with a carrot or a large cucumber.

Have fun and have safe sex. Either you’re fuckin’ a carrot or you’re sucking your boyfriend’s dick, enjoy this time of your life. You’ll be thinking about a good fuck you’ve had during dinner with your grandchildren. I bet all old people think about their great fucks they’ve had during their life.

Here’s the basic idea from where this guy probably got this piece of pipe stuck on the base of his penis so tight that doctors at Greater Manchester’s Royal Wigan Infirmary were considering amputating it: if you stimulate your penis and achieve erection, tie a string around the base of the penis or place one of those very helpful cock rings on it, it’ll maintain your erection nice and firm.

This man, however, tried his own DIY cock ring without considering the escape button. So he placed it on his dick and that’s the end of his idea. His brain couldn’t process further.

His enormous luck was the intervention of fire fighters with a small hand grinder. Local anesthesia and a thin metal sheet were used to protect the swollen penis that did not allow any more blood flow in or out the penis. It took the firemen about 20 minutes to complete the delicate job.

Here’s an example of cock entrapment I found over the Internet:

picture source: ispub.com

Here’s how you measure your penis. It can’t get any more simple than that.

Here’s a guy trying to be spontaneous and make the best out of a very hot situation… everything goes well until he lifts her up on the stove. Here’s what NOT TO DO:

What you need:
- kitchen
- girl
- mood
- a bit of strength to lift her up
- etc

What you DON’T need:
- idiot brain
- impaired vision
- hot stove

Do not try this at home. Hands in vagina are something normal people should not try because of the damage it can cause. The girls you’re about to see fit two hands in their vagina are professionals. They have years of experience with sticking weird objects in their pussies.

Leave your girlfriend alone and respect her. I don’t think you’d want anything the size of a pen or even a banana stuck in your urethra or an apple in your ass.

Again, do not try something similar at home with your partner because you can cause pain and even break up because of such fetishes. Go for straight, oral or anal sex, but do not attempt to do such things without discussing and getting permission from her/him.

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

I wonder if I would be able to have sex in a police station… If I were arrested and I got visiting hours, would I be able to fuck her? I guess I wouldn’t have any problems after we’ve had sex on the balcony or in the boat the other day…

I wonder if there is someone (other than police men) that had sex in the police station just for the fun of it. Just walk up in the police station, go to the bathroom somewhere and screw their brains off.

How about sex with a female police officer in the police station? The must be the ultimate fantasy: seducing a female police officer and have her kneel and fuck her from behind.