Do Penis Enlargement Products work?

Here’s how you measure your penis. It can’t get any more simple than that.

Here’s a guy trying to be spontaneous and make the best out of a very hot situation… everything goes well until he lifts her up on the stove. Here’s what NOT TO DO:

What you need:
- kitchen
- girl
- mood
- a bit of strength to lift her up
- etc

What you DON’T need:
- idiot brain
- impaired vision
- hot stove

Do not try this at home. Hands in vagina are something normal people should not try because of the damage it can cause. The girls you’re about to see fit two hands in their vagina are professionals. They have years of experience with sticking weird objects in their pussies.

Leave your girlfriend alone and respect her. I don’t think you’d want anything the size of a pen or even a banana stuck in your urethra or an apple in your ass.

Again, do not try something similar at home with your partner because you can cause pain and even break up because of such fetishes. Go for straight, oral or anal sex, but do not attempt to do such things without discussing and getting permission from her/him.

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