Do Penis Enlargement Products work?

Here’s Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha again on the screen:

You a ‘Sex and the City‘ fan? Me too… I’ve seen all series, all episodes, chronologically and I know exactly what went on there… Not that I was too excited about watching a bunch of spoiled New York women, but because my girl was and since I had planned to spend some quality time with her, I did this for her… and it got to me.

Dear God, we used to stay up until 4-5 in the morning and watch about 12-15 episodes a day. It became so addictive that we just went out and get snacks for watching Sex and the City.

We only had shower breaks, sex breaks and shopping for more cigarettes/sodas/snacks/fruit/pistachios/pasta and occasionally we would order Chinese food or pizza.

This turned out to be very interesting. It’ll take you a while to complete (around 20 minutes), but you can save and continue later and it is very challenging. It made me want to do more and more to find out the results of my testing. Here you go the link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/

Winona Ryder has sex with a ventriloquist doll and get caught doing it. Bullshit… it’s all staged, but it’s a funny clip after all…

Not inches or cm, but degrees… Imagine what this girl can do if she is so stretchy… I can think of a thing or two…

The ultimate dick alternative - a bottle. I guess it’s not enough for these girls to be fucked by a healthy penis, so they go for something a bit bigger - bottle in their pussies. I’m really amazed what people would do form money or just for the sake of doing something extreme.

Guys and gals, go have sex on the balcony before doing something so extreme as jamming beer bottles in your vagina.

Here’s a collection of bottles jammed into vagina, so that you don’t have to:

Drinks anyone?

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

This should answer all your questions via penis enlargement. However, regarding what he said about the patches and pills, I must say that the results of my own test stand for themselves and I did experience penis gain with ProSolution pills.

There is plenty of information about penis and penis enlargement on the Internet, but you really should know how to filter the scams.I thought he may tell me how to measure my penis length correctly, but no…

Plenty of advertisers promote penis enlargement because there are affiliate programs available for any kind of product and the affiliates doesn’t give a damn and won’t get punished if the product is worthless.

I, being the nice guy I am, give all my girlfriends the options of
A: Swallow.
B: I shoot it on your face.
C: I shoot it on your tits.
D: I shoot it in your hair.
E: I shoot it on your neck.

I’ve been getting a lot of A’s and C’s lately for some reason.

He really is a nice guy… I also am as nice as he is and, let me tell you, my friend, I’ve been getting a lot of A’s and C’s. Mainly from my girl, I’ll be honest, but plenty of B’s whenever she kneels and I stand. She knows how to get crazy when I’m coming.

And it’s true sperm is good for your skin - I see lots of improvement on my girl’s face. She had these cute thin wrinkles around her eyes, which lately disappeared. I guess I’m doing a great job maintaining a young appearance on her face.

“Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you’ll feel it!

Just imagine, that your pen!s suddenly becomes longer and thicker and makes women tremble with desire! It’s fabulous!“

I got this message in my yahoo inbox today and I’m really stunned that penis pills companies will go so low to sell their products that they will approach this method in order to get some customers. But imagine that: kiss of a womb…

Allow me to be very explicit: a woman’s vagina is 4 inches deep, but it expands when aroused and gets up to 6-7 inches deep. The average man’s penis length is about 6 inches, but lengths vary between 5.9-7 inches.

If my math is still correct, the average man could easily get “a kiss of a womb”. I have achieved very deep penetration and felt I’ve reached the end, but in certain positions and, trust me, you don’t want that. It’s really uncomfortable for them and they’ll stop you as soon as you reach it because it hurts.

Here’s a very nice picture of “the womb“:
picture source: http://a7.vox.com

The story of Mozart, the iguana that had to undergo surgery because of a permanent erection that impaired his ability to move has been updated… After they tried everything possible to save the penis (cold water, female iguanas), veterinarians decided it was best for Mozart to be released of this discomfort.

However, a few months after the procedure he enjoys a normal and healthy sex life with his mates, as iguanas have 2 penises. Mozart is able to perform sexually as good as he did before the procedure. We all wish him the best of luck in mating with his
female iguanas friends:

picture source: greenigsociety.org

There’s a lake nearby my ex high school where we use to go and rent a boat for an or so. We enjoy paddling slowly there and enjoy the view. Today we went there and it already got dark before we got to the place… that was what determined me to persuade her to go on the boat with me.

The great thing about the lake is it has all these small islands on it where huge trees grow and there are lots of bushes because no one ever goes there to cut the grass or anything. So we’ve parked behind one of these islands and she started blowing me.

I don’t think anyone spotted us because it was very dark - almost no moon at all outside. I could barely see her head moving up and down. It was a pain in the ass until I managed to take her pants off because the boat was rocking continuously.

But that rocking was what it made soooo good…. oh, dear God, how deep I got inside her… I was sitting and she was on top of me, in control. I remember seeing her eyes wide open as she was jumping up and down on me. Her mouth was wide open as well, but she was speechless. I grabbed her tits and sucked on her nipples and felt her leaning back. It took about a minute to make her come and I felt she was all sweaty.

After we got to shore she told me she wants to come again sometimes soon for an encore and that she enjoyed my move on the boat and she loves it. I’m not going to tell you about it because there are some things you must learn yourself about your lady, but I’ll definitely use it in our bedroom from time to time.

What you need:
- good hide out; try and do it at night
- warm weather, not the kind of weather we’ve had
- loose pants and a skirt for her - it’s a lot easier to get her panties off than both jeans and panties, trust me!
- condoms and maybe some tissues