Do Penis Enlargement Products work?

Now this video should be running in schools and teach children about pregnancy… What contraceptive methods to use, why the pull-out method doesn’t always work, etc…

Now this girl seems smart… she has a smart look in her eyes and I have no doubt she is an intellectual. Kidding aside, I wonder if they removed the bananas’ tails before she stuck them in her pussy. The next guy to lick her pussy will have a pleasant surprise: banana-flavored pussy.

picture from: mybizarresite.com

An interesting way of promoting products… by placing messages that are determined subconsciously by people in order to determine them to desire or feel certain needs. The following pictures is a subliminal advert for Coke, which associates their product with blow jobs.

“Buy a Coke… a blow job is imminent!”

Great sexual education video with explicit content from the 70’s. Check out the fellatio tutorial :))

Oh… the guy performing cunnilingus on that glass seems to be a bit disoriented… that’s how a dog would probably give head if you’d spread a bit of chocolate on the pussy.

The Sydney University team announced that masturbation or frequent sex encounters increase the quality of sperm. This is extremely good for men with low sperm count or damaged sperm.

It would be better for couples that try to get pregnant to give up abstinence and saving up for the period of the month when she will be ovulating. Frequent sex assures you that all “your boys” coming out are fresh, healthy and ready to get your beautiful lady pregnant.

The tests were conducted on a group of 42 men who were told to ejaculate each day for 7 days and the team compared the results of these samples with the samples taken from them after a 3 day abstinence period. The results of their study lead them to conclude that, indeed, increased sexual activity can assure a higher quality of sperm.

[If I may add… you can always get sperm volume pills that can increase your ejaculation with up to 500% in volume. You must have seen those porn stars cumming forever on their movie partner’s faces… how do you think they can do it?]

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*info for the little ones that do not know this (I’m sure there are children that watch these movies because they are curious): the penis has no bones. We might call an erection a boner, but there is no bone inside the penis, thank God!!Imagine how fragile such a penis would be and how careful we would be when having sex. I don’t think any woman-in-control positions would be approved by men because they wouldn’t risk dick spring.Here’s proof that the penis has no bones… no bones.

I wrote early in November about the driving instructor who made indecent proposals to his female students and he was supposed to be sentenced December 7th. Well… according to infowolf.us he was sentenced to 18 months in jail for the “pranks” he pulled.

The story is that while with his female driving students he would place a 12 inch carrot in his trousers and say things like: “That manoeuvre was so good it gave me a boner…” He then took his 40 years old pupil’s hand and placed it on his groin before showing her it was really a carrot.

Whatever was in his trousers, carrot or foe, he admitted it to be “unprofessional, stupid, and I regret doing it“. Undeniable evidence are the naked photos in his glove compartment police found the day they arrested him for sexual harassment.

Have fun having sex in public, but with your sex partner if she/he agrees. Make sure you don’t get caught by the police; getting spotted by pedestrians is one thing, but turning it into a nightmare and embarrassment for your girlfriend is another thing. Not to mention NOT TRYING IT on your colleagues, pupils, neighbors, etc. Save yourself from the embarrassment and JAIL.

Balloon inside vagina… I wonder if she can be satisfied if she’s sticking that balloon in her pussy.

Here’s a thought… if she can fit a balloon in her pussy, could she stick a melon as well? These kind of women baffle me - they go to these fuckin’ extremes where there is no turning back just for doing something out of the ordinary for people to see.

I wouldn’t want to be in her boyfriend’s shoes; I bet this guy struggles a lot to satisfy her and maybe he’s always got a melon nearby

picture from: mybizarresite.com

Here’s a very interesting sexual theme park in Korea… an quite explicit I might add:

pictures source: geekarmy.com