Do Penis Enlargement Products work?

I, being the nice guy I am, give all my girlfriends the options of
A: Swallow.
B: I shoot it on your face.
C: I shoot it on your tits.
D: I shoot it in your hair.
E: I shoot it on your neck.

I’ve been getting a lot of A’s and C’s lately for some reason.

He really is a nice guy… I also am as nice as he is and, let me tell you, my friend, I’ve been getting a lot of A’s and C’s. Mainly from my girl, I’ll be honest, but plenty of B’s whenever she kneels and I stand. She knows how to get crazy when I’m coming.

And it’s true sperm is good for your skin - I see lots of improvement on my girl’s face. She had these cute thin wrinkles around her eyes, which lately disappeared. I guess I’m doing a great job maintaining a young appearance on her face.

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