Archive for January 12th, 2008

fake orgasm contest [those bitches!]

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

This is so fucking weird… that comedian was right. Here’s a contest of the best lying bitches around the world. I’m really impressed by their skills… I hope they all win and join hands and moan together and then lick a huge cock sticking out from the Earth - THE SUPREME COCK, Earth’s cock. *lick lick lick slurp*

hostess: vagina - [more] hands

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

I am repelled and amazed at the same time. How can this fisting be?

“- Honey… there’s a hair in your vagina. I’ll get it out for you. ” *flump flump flump*

I wonder if once he slides his hand inside that girl, can he make a fist? Can he play rock, paper, scissors? Can he give her the finger? Will she know he’s giving her the finger?

What if, in the middle of fisting - way after he gave her the finger and everything - and he’s up to his elbow inside her pussy someone rushes in that room? Will he turn her inside-out after he pulled his hand out instantly? Could you throw a tennis ball in there and lose it?

fisting

elbow deep

inside her pussy

images source: mybizarresite.com




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