Archive for January, 2008

[video]guy gets caught trying to videotape himself having sex with his girlfriend

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

This is really funny. This guy tries to videotape himself having sex with his girlfriend, but I guess someone up there wanted him to get caught. This is really embarrassing and SO FUNNY. I laughed my ass off.

If you’re trying to have sex on camera, do it with her consent or at least hide the freakin’ camera better.

fake orgasm contest [those bitches!]

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

This is so fucking weird… that comedian was right. Here’s a contest of the best lying bitches around the world. I’m really impressed by their skills… I hope they all win and join hands and moan together and then lick a huge cock sticking out from the Earth - THE SUPREME COCK, Earth’s cock. *lick lick lick slurp*

hostess: vagina - [more] hands

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

I am repelled and amazed at the same time. How can this fisting be?

“- Honey… there’s a hair in your vagina. I’ll get it out for you. ” *flump flump flump*

I wonder if once he slides his hand inside that girl, can he make a fist? Can he play rock, paper, scissors? Can he give her the finger? Will she know he’s giving her the finger?

What if, in the middle of fisting - way after he gave her the finger and everything - and he’s up to his elbow inside her pussy someone rushes in that room? Will he turn her inside-out after he pulled his hand out instantly? Could you throw a tennis ball in there and lose it?

fisting

elbow deep

inside her pussy

images source: mybizarresite.com

cyber-sex gone wrong

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

funny sex on the Internet or sex chat room… I don’t really know what that service is called, but it’s really funny what web cams can do over the Internet. I only hope it’s not inspired from reality.

orgasms explained by stand-up comedian

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

This guy is so right… I’ve been actually relieved of a tremendous burden. Hear the guy out; not only he’s funny, but he’s got a fuckin’ point!

places to have sex: space

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Here’s a place where I’ll never get to have sex: in space. Or… who knows? Maybe they’ll have low-cost tickets to the moon and back and I can screw my girl in the bathroom of the space ship.

Although NASA or Moscow mission control center will never admit that they have been conducting tests to see how the human race would manage to procreate in space, space sexual encounters have occurred and it seems that gravity has a pretty important role in the perpetuation of our species.

The missionary position, the most famous and simple of them all seems not to be able to be used efficiently in zero gravity since the guy on top is more efficient and possible to perform if something is pulling him towards his partner.

hostess: vagina - [very weird] objects

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Be warned… there’s a chick here who has an ax in her vaginasandwich in pussy

pussy spreader

perfume bottle

…and la pièce de résistance:
ax in pussy

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

want an iPhone?

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Here’s a gal who knows how to draw traffic to her blog and knows how to tease the visitors. She’s got a good strategy in case her readers are really interested in her posts. Well, I’m one of them… She’s got me all excited about how to make money on facebook.

Anyway, she started this contest on her blog and you can win an iPhone if you leave one comment, subscribe to her RSS via email or write a blog post about the contest. Or you can do all of them and get more chances to winning the gadget.

hostess: vagina - more objects

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

I think I can go on forever with this list of objects women can stuck in their vaginas…

mic in pussy

mics and pens

shampoo bottles

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

hostess: vagina - objects

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

There is an infinite number of objects you can stick in a woman’s vagina. I even saw some pictures of a guy sticking his bald head inside a woman’s vagina and I’ll probably post that image here for you to see, but it is a bit disturbing.

Briefly, we’ve got some girls with bowling pins up their pussies, dolls in their vaginas, and even a flashlight shining from the depths of the vagina.

bowling pin in vagina

doll’n

flashlight shining from inside the vagina

Hair Spray tubes in vagina

pictures source: mybizarresite.com




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