Archive for February, 2008

bad fake id

Friday, February 29th, 2008

stupidity has no limits. Bad fake id? I’d say brilliant stupidity to add a bit of positivity to this.

stupidest criminal

thank you clumsycrooks.com

places to have sex - in front of a policeman

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

This couple has no problem having sex in the park and they don’t seem to be bothered by the policeman looking at them. I think he’s enjoying the show…

sex in the park

thank you clumsycrooks.com

hilarious

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

This blonde is one of the dumbest chicks I’ve ever seen. She’s all sexy and all ’till she falls on her ass like a retard of the roof.

ahahahaha [adult content]

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

http://www.youporn.com/watch/142421

This is so hilarious… Talking about places to have sex… Doing it on the beach is great, but not if the tsunami hits you right in the face :)))

guess your neighbour’s penis size, girls!

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Here is a simple formula that you can use to estimate the size of any guy’s penis size.

Is there a cute guy at work? Check him out a bit, introduce the data and see how big he might be. I wonder if there is a toy like this to estimate a girl’s vaginal capacity :)) and then compute if I could fill her up:
01 that’s a car you’re referring to, geek!
02 it’s nice and tight
03 average
04 not a chance
05 are you sure you’ve got a penis?

stupid belly dancer

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

This has got to be one of the stupidest women on the planet. She’s a belly dancer, she’s stupid and she’s hanging from a huge dresser… what else would you want from a hilarious clip?

how to kiss

Monday, February 11th, 2008

It’s absolutely mind stunning!! I actually found a web site dedicated to “the art of kissing” They’ve got a complete set of techniques, tips, pictures… etc… to illustrate best kisses and how to turn yourself into the greatest kisser ever.

If I would make a web site where I would teach how to kiss, there’ll be only this for my visitors:
“Brush teeth before.
Press lips against the other set of lips.
Lick the other mouth’s tongue.
Breathe…
Repeat steps 2, 3, 4 and 5″

…I would say and 5 because some may actually forget to repeat if not told.

Quote from the above mentioned site: “Positioning - Stand close to your partner.” I would be damn hard to kiss her if you’re in Paris and she’s in Rome… no, no… she might as well be in the next room and you still wouldn’t be able to get to first base.

Close Eyes - Just before your lips meet, close your eyes. So far we’ve got these: stay close to her… now close your eyes and try to kiss the right part of her face. What if she looks down in her purse, searching for her keys? I think this should be the advanced lesson for the more experienced… see if you manage to kiss her lips blind folded…

I could go on and on… I’m not kidding!

pole accident

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

This girl is as stupid as night itself… Just watch the video

too small to flash

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

flasherA British man accused to be a flasher defended himself by saying his genitalia is too small and he’d be embarrassed to do that. He even brought evidence to the jury - photos of his crotch.

“My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average.” This didn’t work, though, because he was convicted of seven counts.

Here is the full story

pole dancing can go wrong

Friday, February 8th, 2008

These two Swedish chicks are hilarious… they try to teach each other how to perform on a pole, but end up fighting like two stupid whores.




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