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It’s absolutely mind stunning!! I actually found a web site dedicated to “the art of kissing” They’ve got a complete set of techniques, tips, pictures… etc… to illustrate best kisses and how to turn yourself into the greatest kisser ever.

If I would make a web site where I would teach how to kiss, there’ll be only this for my visitors:
“Brush teeth before.
Press lips against the other set of lips.
Lick the other mouth’s tongue.
Breathe…
Repeat steps 2, 3, 4 and 5″

…I would say and 5 because some may actually forget to repeat if not told.

Quote from the above mentioned site: “Positioning - Stand close to your partner.” I would be damn hard to kiss her if you’re in Paris and she’s in Rome… no, no… she might as well be in the next room and you still wouldn’t be able to get to first base.

Close Eyes - Just before your lips meet, close your eyes. So far we’ve got these: stay close to her… now close your eyes and try to kiss the right part of her face. What if she looks down in her purse, searching for her keys? I think this should be the advanced lesson for the more experienced… see if you manage to kiss her lips blind folded…

I could go on and on… I’m not kidding!

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