Archive for the ‘hostess: vagina’ Category

hostess: vagina - [more] hands

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

I am repelled and amazed at the same time. How can this fisting be?

“- Honey… there’s a hair in your vagina. I’ll get it out for you. ” *flump flump flump*

I wonder if once he slides his hand inside that girl, can he make a fist? Can he play rock, paper, scissors? Can he give her the finger? Will she know he’s giving her the finger?

What if, in the middle of fisting - way after he gave her the finger and everything - and he’s up to his elbow inside her pussy someone rushes in that room? Will he turn her inside-out after he pulled his hand out instantly? Could you throw a tennis ball in there and lose it?

fisting

elbow deep

inside her pussy

images source: mybizarresite.com

hostess: vagina - [very weird] objects

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Be warned… there’s a chick here who has an ax in her vaginasandwich in pussy

pussy spreader

perfume bottle

…and la pièce de résistance:
ax in pussy

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

hostess: vagina - more objects

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

I think I can go on forever with this list of objects women can stuck in their vaginas…

mic in pussy

mics and pens

shampoo bottles

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

hostess: vagina - objects

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

There is an infinite number of objects you can stick in a woman’s vagina. I even saw some pictures of a guy sticking his bald head inside a woman’s vagina and I’ll probably post that image here for you to see, but it is a bit disturbing.

Briefly, we’ve got some girls with bowling pins up their pussies, dolls in their vaginas, and even a flashlight shining from the depths of the vagina.

bowling pin in vagina

doll’n

flashlight shining from inside the vagina

Hair Spray tubes in vagina

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

hostess: vagina - fruit

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Sucking on a banana to turn on your boyfriend is something every girl has done, I’m sure. It’s a fun and innocent way to get a hard boner on your boyfriend and a smart way to ensure he’ll fuck your brains out.

Make sure you suck and play with that banana for a long time and watch him start to sweat. Let him go a bit nuts and as soon as that “I want you right here, right now” look appears on his face, let him own you.

These girls, however, do something else with their bananas and I think they went a bit far with it, but I guess we have to see things like these in our life; we’re certainly curious to see other people perform weird things, like the next ones: bananas in vagina or even an orange in her pussy are a few of the pictures available on the Internet and I promise to update the list every time I get the chance.

Bananas in pussy

melon in pussy

orange pussy

Juicy orange or juicy pussy or orange pussy? How would you describe in a couple of words the picture?

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

hostess: vagina - veggies

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Here are some more weird things women stick in their vagina: vegetables. We’ve got carrots and a weird cucumber, but I promise to add more if I stumble upon more veggies in pussies. How can you get off to a carrot? Sex with vegetables seems to be a bit popular and there might be girls that dream or even have sex with a carrot or a large cucumber.

cucumber in pussy

carrot in vagina

carrot in pussy

carrot sex

Have fun and have safe sex. Either you’re fuckin’ a carrot or you’re sucking your boyfriend’s dick, enjoy this time of your life. You’ll be thinking about a good fuck you’ve had during dinner with your grandchildren. I bet all old people think about their great fucks they’ve had during their life.

hostess: vagina - hands

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

Do not try this at home. Hands in vagina are something normal people should not try because of the damage it can cause. The girls you’re about to see fit two hands in their vagina are professionals. They have years of experience with sticking weird objects in their pussies.

Leave your girlfriend alone and respect her. I don’t think you’d want anything the size of a pen or even a banana stuck in your urethra or an apple in your ass.

Hands in vagina

fisting… both hands

fisting and anal sex

self fisting

Again, do not try something similar at home with your partner because you can cause pain and even break up because of such fetishes. Go for straight, oral or anal sex, but do not attempt to do such things without discussing and getting permission from her/him.

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

hostess: vagina - bottles

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

The ultimate dick alternative - a bottle. I guess it’s not enough for these girls to be fucked by a healthy penis, so they go for something a bit bigger - bottle in their pussies. I’m really amazed what people would do form money or just for the sake of doing something extreme.

Guys and gals, go have sex on the balcony before doing something so extreme as jamming beer bottles in your vagina.

Here’s a collection of bottles jammed into vagina, so that you don’t have to:

Beer bottle in vagina

Soda bottle in vagina

Soda bottle in pussy

Votka in pussy

Drinks anyone?

pictures source: mybizarresite.com

in vagina: bananas

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Now this girl seems smart… she has a smart look in her eyes and I have no doubt she is an intellectual. Kidding aside, I wonder if they removed the bananas’ tails before she stuck them in her pussy. The next guy to lick her pussy will have a pleasant surprise: banana-flavored pussy.

Three bananas in one pussy

picture from: mybizarresite.com

in vagina: balloon

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Balloon inside vagina… I wonder if she can be satisfied if she’s sticking that balloon in her pussy.

balloon in pussy

Here’s a thought… if she can fit a balloon in her pussy, could she stick a melon as well? These kind of women baffle me - they go to these fuckin’ extremes where there is no turning back just for doing something out of the ordinary for people to see.

I wouldn’t want to be in her boyfriend’s shoes; I bet this guy struggles a lot to satisfy her and maybe he’s always got a melon nearby :P

picture from: mybizarresite.com




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