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This couple has no problem having sex in the park and they don’t seem to be bothered by the policeman looking at them. I think he’s enjoying the show…

thank you clumsycrooks.com

http://www.youporn.com/watch/142421

This is so hilarious… Talking about places to have sex… Doing it on the beach is great, but not if the tsunami hits you right in the face :)))

I was wondering about sex in the shower. It’s a great place to have sex if you like water and I’ve certainly enjoyed it a few times, but not as often. I’m always thinking I might slip and bash my head against the wall.

How do you do it? There’s a lot of motion and you can slip any second. How do you guys manage to go without hurting yourself or her?

Here’s a place where I’ll never get to have sex: in space. Or… who knows? Maybe they’ll have low-cost tickets to the moon and back and I can screw my girl in the bathroom of the space ship.

Although NASA or Moscow mission control center will never admit that they have been conducting tests to see how the human race would manage to procreate in space, space sexual encounters have occurred and it seems that gravity has a pretty important role in the perpetuation of our species.

The missionary position, the most famous and simple of them all seems not to be able to be used efficiently in zero gravity since the guy on top is more efficient and possible to perform if something is pulling him towards his partner.

I just had sex in the cinema theater last night. A couple of weeks ago we’ve had sex in the parking lot at the mall and it turned out to be great. We’ll be having sex more often in the parking lot because it was an incredible experience.

Having sex in the cinema is somewhere similar - she gave me head for about 15 minutes, after jerking me off insanely for 20 minutes. She didn’t pull my dick out when I came and made sure no sperm got lost. I don’t remember very much from “The Invasion” with Nicole Kidman and from what I got to see from the movie, it didn’t seem very interesting after all.

We did it because it was quite empty, the sound was very loud and she started playing with my dick just to tease me. She got excited and pulled my cock out because I managed not to seem very turned on and started rubbing it to see my reaction. When I started sucking on her nipples she went crazy and started milking my dick as if there was no tomorrow. She soon pushed me aside and started sucking on my dick with such an appetite that I couldn’t believe it was happening.

I managed to hold on for about 15 minutes, but she was so passionate with my dick that I couldn’t hold on any longer. Cumming in her mouth is the latest thing she does - every time she blows me she holds my dick in her mouth and there are times after we have regular sex when she finishes and then goes down on me…

I’m starting to believe those ProSolution pills had something to do with this. Ever since I got past the 3rd month, I became bolder, we’ve started having sex in the balcony, on our apartment building, on the stairway, not to mention the elevator sex scene that was one of the first exciting places we’ve done it in.

What you need:
- seats in the last row and at least 6-7 seats empty on either side, and another 3-4 rows empty in front of you
- tissues and soda because your mouth will be dry and hers will be filled with sperm
- scrunchy for her so she wouldn’t get her hair out of the way every 30 seconds

Here’s a guy trying to be spontaneous and make the best out of a very hot situation… everything goes well until he lifts her up on the stove. Here’s what NOT TO DO:

What you need:
- kitchen
- girl
- mood
- a bit of strength to lift her up
- etc

What you DON’T need:
- idiot brain
- impaired vision
- hot stove

I wonder if I would be able to have sex in a police station… If I were arrested and I got visiting hours, would I be able to fuck her? I guess I wouldn’t have any problems after we’ve had sex on the balcony or in the boat the other day…

I wonder if there is someone (other than police men) that had sex in the police station just for the fun of it. Just walk up in the police station, go to the bathroom somewhere and screw their brains off.

How about sex with a female police officer in the police station? The must be the ultimate fantasy: seducing a female police officer and have her kneel and fuck her from behind.

There’s a lake nearby my ex high school where we use to go and rent a boat for an or so. We enjoy paddling slowly there and enjoy the view. Today we went there and it already got dark before we got to the place… that was what determined me to persuade her to go on the boat with me.

The great thing about the lake is it has all these small islands on it where huge trees grow and there are lots of bushes because no one ever goes there to cut the grass or anything. So we’ve parked behind one of these islands and she started blowing me.

I don’t think anyone spotted us because it was very dark - almost no moon at all outside. I could barely see her head moving up and down. It was a pain in the ass until I managed to take her pants off because the boat was rocking continuously.

But that rocking was what it made soooo good…. oh, dear God, how deep I got inside her… I was sitting and she was on top of me, in control. I remember seeing her eyes wide open as she was jumping up and down on me. Her mouth was wide open as well, but she was speechless. I grabbed her tits and sucked on her nipples and felt her leaning back. It took about a minute to make her come and I felt she was all sweaty.

After we got to shore she told me she wants to come again sometimes soon for an encore and that she enjoyed my move on the boat and she loves it. I’m not going to tell you about it because there are some things you must learn yourself about your lady, but I’ll definitely use it in our bedroom from time to time.

What you need:
- good hide out; try and do it at night
- warm weather, not the kind of weather we’ve had
- loose pants and a skirt for her - it’s a lot easier to get her panties off than both jeans and panties, trust me!
- condoms and maybe some tissues

The parking lot is a great place to have impromptu sex: there you are, just about to leave from the mall, you go in the underground parking lot around 9PM and, although there are plenty of cars around, there is no one around. Personally, I don’t understand how can this be - almost every time I go into an underground parking lot, I do not see anyone.

So, as I was saying… you come out after seeing Charlie Talisman (because she insisted you go and see it… before it comes out on DVD), there’s not a single person in this huge underground parking lot… what do you do? You get in the car and before she can say anything, you give her the best kiss, start making out and undress her.

The disadvantages here are you will have sex in the car, a place that does not provide you with lots of comfort… If you are bold enough, you can just get out of the car in the middle of the action and continue in a more comfortable position (standing, or on the hood of your car).

What we did was to hide behind this column so that the cameras won’t see us. We got out of the car, I’ve placed her both hands on the hood of the car and fucked her silly. I thought some guards will hear her at some point, but we both came and left satisfied. She insisted I cum in her mouth, which made it a lot more thrilling.

What you need:
- if it’s her car you can rest assured you have tissues. All girls have that huge pack of tissues on their dashboard.
- protection: whatever you usually use will do, or you can come on her, but you risk the possibility of a pregnancy, STD or AIDS
- a good position that can provide visibility around you such that you can watch out for cameras and any other person that might come towards you

This I don’t have the boldness to do… or at least not yet… It takes a lot of guts to do it. All it takes is you, your partner and a street during the day. I guess anything would do - these two have chosen a bridge, but if people pass them by there, it might have been in front of the court house for what it’s worth.

Here is where you can see the video of these two having sex on the street.