Archive for the ‘Video’ Category

fake orgasm contest [those bitches!]

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

This is so fucking weird… that comedian was right. Here’s a contest of the best lying bitches around the world. I’m really impressed by their skills… I hope they all win and join hands and moan together and then lick a huge cock sticking out from the Earth - THE SUPREME COCK, Earth’s cock. *lick lick lick slurp*

cyber-sex gone wrong

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

funny sex on the Internet or sex chat room… I don’t really know what that service is called, but it’s really funny what web cams can do over the Internet. I only hope it’s not inspired from reality.

orgasms explained by stand-up comedian

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

This guy is so right… I’ve been actually relieved of a tremendous burden. Hear the guy out; not only he’s funny, but he’s got a fuckin’ point!

“that’s my penis”

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Police body search has never been more embarrassing. This police man grabs a guy’s dick during a body search.

I guess it’s the guy’s fault for wearing those loose rapper pants. How do they stay on? I bet the easiest way to beat him up would be to slightly pull them down so he would trip and be unable to stand anymore.

[video] penis measuring

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

Here’s how you measure your penis. It can’t get any more simple than that.

places NOT to have sex

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

Here’s a guy trying to be spontaneous and make the best out of a very hot situation… everything goes well until he lifts her up on the stove. Here’s what NOT TO DO:

What you need:
- kitchen
- girl
- mood
- a bit of strength to lift her up
- etc

What you DON’T need:
- idiot brain
- impaired vision
- hot stove

sex and the city trailer

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Here’s Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha again on the screen:

You a ‘Sex and the City‘ fan? Me too… I’ve seen all series, all episodes, chronologically and I know exactly what went on there… Not that I was too excited about watching a bunch of spoiled New York women, but because my girl was and since I had planned to spend some quality time with her, I did this for her… and it got to me.

Dear God, we used to stay up until 4-5 in the morning and watch about 12-15 episodes a day. It became so addictive that we just went out and get snacks for watching Sex and the City.

We only had shower breaks, sex breaks and shopping for more cigarettes/sodas/snacks/fruit/pistachios/pasta and occasionally we would order Chinese food or pizza.

Winona Ryder sex with ventriloquist doll

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Winona Ryder has sex with a ventriloquist doll and get caught doing it. Bullshit… it’s all staged, but it’s a funny clip after all…

doctor explains penis enlargement [video]

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

This should answer all your questions via penis enlargement. However, regarding what he said about the patches and pills, I must say that the results of my own test stand for themselves and I did experience penis gain with ProSolution pills.

There is plenty of information about penis and penis enlargement on the Internet, but you really should know how to filter the scams.I thought he may tell me how to measure my penis length correctly, but no…

Plenty of advertisers promote penis enlargement because there are affiliate programs available for any kind of product and the affiliates doesn’t give a damn and won’t get punished if the product is worthless.

[animation video] how women get pregnant

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Now this video should be running in schools and teach children about pregnancy… What contraceptive methods to use, why the pull-out method doesn’t always work, etc…




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