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Mass Effect is a best selling video game for XBox, has been sold 1.6 million copies, has been rated “Best RPG” in the 2007 Spike TV Video Game Awards and it is nominated for Game of the Year. Many are intrigued by the game, as it was researched to be marketed to minors, which started a big fuss.

Singapore banned the game, although that reversed, many discuss about it, while I would like to give it a shot.  You can start something with whatever the opposite sex of your character is, or with an alien that looks like a woman, regardless of your sex in the game.

What feeds my curiosity (and I am sure every kid on the Planet will want to give it a go) is that you can have sex with that character and it involves FULL NUDITY. I’m not against young kids seeing this because at some point they will have sex themselves… maybe with their colleagues.

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Now how about this girl right here? She’s beautiful, she obviously smart and I bet she’s a great cook as well. What more would you want? Well… I’d definitely want her to dance like that all day long. Not continuously, but distract my attention from what I am doing every now and then by doing that.

Can you believe the ass on her? I’d get lap dances every night if she were my girl (that’s what I currently do with my girlfriend - we’re having a great open relationship).

Here’s how you can ride her, the beautiful Honda. This is one of my favorite commercials available because I’m very passionate about motorcycles. That’s a great bike that I’d love to ride… I like the girl too (but she can ride me)

here’s the greatest laptop I’ve ever seen: MacBook Air. I love it because it’s reallllly simple, it’s aluminum, it’s got a great keyboard and if it’s as fast as they brag, I want one yesterday!

By far… I’m really serious, by far this is the stupidest woman on the Internet. There is no other. Not even that idiot blond who didn’t knew France is a country. You just can’t fix stupid, as a stand up comedian said…

I would recommend you to skip directly to 0:50 on the video’s time. The stupidity lasts for 15-20 seconds. You can ignore the rest.

This is really funny. This guy tries to videotape himself having sex with his girlfriend, but I guess someone up there wanted him to get caught. This is really embarrassing and SO FUNNY. I laughed my ass off.

If you’re trying to have sex on camera, do it with her consent or at least hide the freakin’ camera better.

This is so fucking weird… that comedian was right. Here’s a contest of the best lying bitches around the world. I’m really impressed by their skills… I hope they all win and join hands and moan together and then lick a huge cock sticking out from the Earth - THE SUPREME COCK, Earth’s cock. *lick lick lick slurp*

I am repelled and amazed at the same time. How can this fisting be?

“- Honey… there’s a hair in your vagina. I’ll get it out for you. ” *flump flump flump*

I wonder if once he slides his hand inside that girl, can he make a fist? Can he play rock, paper, scissors? Can he give her the finger? Will she know he’s giving her the finger?

What if, in the middle of fisting - way after he gave her the finger and everything - and he’s up to his elbow inside her pussy someone rushes in that room? Will he turn her inside-out after he pulled his hand out instantly? Could you throw a tennis ball in there and lose it?

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funny sex on the Internet or sex chat room… I don’t really know what that service is called, but it’s really funny what web cams can do over the Internet. I only hope it’s not inspired from reality.

This guy is so right… I’ve been actually relieved of a tremendous burden. Hear the guy out; not only he’s funny, but he’s got a fuckin’ point!